10 Reasons to Queue Up

One time or another, we all spent some of our precious time queuing to buy an item, use the toilet or even to use the toilet when your bladder is about to explode. It is unavoidable unless you live on a desolated island in the middle of the ocean which you will probably end up queuing with monkeys to wait for coconuts.

A study shows that an average Brit spends about 6 months of their life queuing.

"That doesn't sound like much over a life time." you say?

With 6 months you can workout and get that body you always dreamt of!!!

The though of waiting in line is enough to bore anyone to death. I don't blame them, the normal attention span is between 15 to 20 minutes. Anything beyond this and you would probably forget what you are queuing for.

So, why should we be bothered to wait in line for extended periods?

Well, here are 10 reasons to get you jumping at the next chance to queue.

10. It is the smart thing to do when you are sharing the world with 7 billion people.

9. Queuing gets you noticed by the ladies so start queuing like a Sir now!

8. You will probably get what you are queuing for if you queued for it patiently.

7. Gives you time to stalk your crush on Facebook.

6. Queue like a sir and the queen might knight you.

5. Every time you jump-queue, a kitten dies.

4. So you can tweet you about how long you have waited in line.

3. Not only will kittens die, you might too if you jump-queue.

2. How will anyone know whose turn it is if no one queues?

and the number 1 reason to queue...

1. You can earn $300 after 28 hours or $950 after 4 days just by queuing.
Getting paid to queue? Where can I sign up?!?!

On a more serious note, please queue the next time you end up in a line or at least for the sake of the kittens...


Here is a good article for those who want to know more about people and waiting in lines.